It’s complicated.
Rush Rules
Clean up after yourself
Empty is better than full
Keeping one another empty has probably led us to more happiness than keeping one another full ever could. 😉
I’m just saying
Red letter day
Two sides of the same coin
Trump & Clinton are two sides of the same coin. There is a fine line between things not getting any worse and things not getting any better. 😉
Ronald Reagan explains
Aug. 19, 1981.
Ed Meese sees no need to wake President Reagan just to tell him the Navy has shot down two Libyan jets. Defending Meese’s decision, Reagan explains, “If our planes are shot down, yes, they’d wake me up right away. If the other fellows were shot down, why wake me up?”
I Miss George Carlin 6
We use up words like “spiritual” so fast in this culture. Twenty years ago “spiritual” had a distinct meaning. But now there’s a lot of jack-off thinkers who just love to talk about the spiritual. And there is a lot of bogus – is “bogosity” a word? It should be – a lot of bogosity in these spiritual seekers. So you have to find another way to express it. I just call it “how I fit”. —G.C.
Irony
Good Disinformation
One of the keys to controlling the masses is to make sure the givers feel like they are giving too much and the takers feel like they are taking too little. —R-U.S.
Just a Thought
I Miss George Carlin 5
I often warn people: somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, “There is no “I” in team.” What you should tell them is, “Maybe not. But there is an “I” in independence, individuality and integrity.” —G.C.
Muhammad Ali
The Chain of Food
That’s forked up
Your Religion is Special, Just Like All the Others
Christianity got over the difficulty of combining furious opposites, by keeping them both, and keeping them both furious.
—G.K. Chesterton, Orthodoxy
daD’s Memorial
I Miss George Carlin 4
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating… and you finish off as an orgasm. —G.C.