<babble>Since half the things they tell you are probably bad for you are most likely good for them and half the things they tell you are probably good for you are most likely bad for them, 25 percent is probably good, 25 percent is probably bad and the other 50 percent is most likely both good and bad.</babble>

Or put a bit more succinctly, since 50 percent of the things they tell you are probably bad for you are most likely 100 percent good for them and since 50 percent of the things they tell you are probably good for you are most likely 100 percent bad for them, 25 percent is probably good for you, 25 percent is probably bad for you and the other 50 percent is most likely both good and bad for you.

See how that works? 🙂

There are few things as signficant as insignificance.

Half of the problems would not be problems if the other half stopped taking it so⁽⁹⁾ seriously. 🙂