Time moves so quickly…
Isn’t it ironic that the object we use to measure time doesn’t seem to move? Way to really do it, gravity!
You have to lose your mind to come to your senses.
No matter where I go, there but for the grace of no gods, I am.

Isn’t it ironic that the object we use to measure time doesn’t seem to move? Way to really do it, gravity!
Although a 3-foot-long worm may sound difficult to believe, there are number of earthworms around the world that are bigger. The giant Gippsland earthworm from Australia reaches 3 meters in length (9.8 feet or 117 inches).
Horseshoes anyone?
Cross your eyes before you dot your tease.
Ignorance is bliss but having low expectations is better in the battle for happiness.
Good people almost never think they are bad and bad people almost never think they are good. And therein lies the rub. 🙂
Liberals like to spend and conservatives don’t like spending. Could help explain why conservatives are full of it. 🙂
I finally figured out what may be wrong inside my brain. On the left side there’s nothing right and on the right side there’s nothing left. 🙂
Not to be confused with being sued. 🙂
“Being used, if used properly, is one of life’s most precious rewards.”
I don’t know about you, but that last trip around the sun felt different somehow. I suppose that’s a good thing but I could be wrong. 🙂
When you turn the key to the right things open. When you turn the key counter-clockwise things close. Coincidence? I think not.
And an added bonus:
There’s a fine line between comfort and a cushion. –RUS
We didn’t start the fire but we sure know how to fuel it. I believe there is much money to be made on both sides by fueling a culture war. Money is not the root of all evil. That would be love of money. :-/
I wonder sometimes at what point in our lives we go from doing one thing and saying another (usually because our parents caught us and didn’t approve) to saying one thing and doing another. I really hope (although deep down I know it’s true) that it’s not just another symptom of becoming an adult. Is it wrong to have more respect for the former?