St. Paddy’s Day Wisdom

Just remember that the things we deserve can most likely be traced more to the things we didn’t do than the things we don’t deserve can be traced less to the things we did.

Hmmmm…..

Or is it the things we don’t deserve can most likely be traced less to the things we did than the things we deserve can be traced more to the things we didn’t do.

Or is it both?

Second heaven

Janet while cutting up a nice canteloupe: “Eva would be in second heaven right now.”

Ralph: “You mean first heaven? I don’t think it’s second heaven but I could be wrong.”

Janet after 30 minutes: “I just figured it out. Would you like to know?”

Ralph: “Yes, please.”

Janet: “Seventh heaven!”

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