“Ralph, I am so proud of the father you were and the grandfather you have become.”
We were at BJ’s last night having a few biers with friends. The local Catholic priest, who shall remain nameless, was eating a pizza at the bar. I thought the pizza looked delicious from where I was sitting. I asked the bartender to order me what the priest was having.
That pizza was amazing! Maybe the best pizza ever. Upon the completion of our meal I decided to go talk to the Father…..
That’s when Janet stopped me dead in my tracks, saying: “Don’t do it, honey. Let him go in peace.”
His click is tocking. 🙂Share
That is not happening unless you want me to go out on a wild limb.Share
Life’s too short to milk it. —J.M.S.Share
What happens in the afterlife stays in the afterlife. And I am going to go with the flow in the afterlife. –J.M.S.Share
… be cold and skinny than fat and warm. –JMSShare
“They never saw us coming but they are gonna see us coming now!”
That was the one thing I forgot to remember. —J.M.S.Share
The clock is going to be running around the clock. —J.M.S.Share
“I don’t poop every day unless I take that shit.”
“I really don’t do want to go inside.”Share
Well that’s not gonna help us if she’s not there to help us.Share
Another Janetism, or two:
“It just doesn’t make any sense if that makes sense.”
Oh really? And another thing:
“That’s the problem: the cups you’re drinking throw everything off.”Share
Not bad is not very good.Share
I found this gem today, written on the back of a business card in my wallet.
I just know it must have come from the lips of my sweet Juanita.
I also knew I had to share it.Share